Calvin Harris is the man we all remember as the silly fool who once tried to sabotage a Jedward X Factor performance by dancing round with a pineapple on his head. Apparently he also wrote some songs about such topics as girls and the ’80s, and he’s Scottish and very tall or something. Hilarious.
Anyway, having recently thrown a spectacularly public tantrum on Twitter about the injustice of Katy Perry making him stand behind a box on her tour (try placing him IN it next time love…) he has decided to go back to the old fashioned way of getting press…by writing a song!
Thankfully, this ‘song’ features Kelis, whose smouldering vocals could make any old muck sound alluring and exciting – which is lucky because this sounds like a child releasing air from a balloon over and over again with some extra added bleeps. It is bound to be huge. Welcome back Calvin!
Originally published on state.ie