If only weekend T.V. was more about fun and less about food and football then Shiny Toy Guns would be our rightful overlords. You Are The One was made for quality Saturday morning telly, from the opening crash of keyboards to the air-punching faux-ending it hurtles along like the theme tune to some air-brushed Blade Runner style cartoon about star-crossed super-hero lovers.
With lyrics about climbing into shallow vats of wine it demands to have an introduction by an awkward looking Philip Schofield and have kids across the land choking on their sugar-coated cornflakes with glee at its sheer unabashed glittery popness.
Originally published on popjustice.com